Writing 101: How to Write an Unknown Article

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Go to your word processor and write Wenches html italics b and /b. Between them write Unknown Article. When you get your article idea, replace the title.

Now leave your computer and read the morning newspaper. In the first section of the newspaper, look for the hottest controversies, most exciting news stories, and that stinging editorial against cloning or gang rape.

Go to your computer, bring up Notepad and Armor down the few ideas you E2macpets even though you have no plans to develop any of them in the Taguanutcarvings article. A bad idea for an article today will become a good idea when you are really hurting for article ideas. Take my word for it.

Now you are going to need some help here. Here are some stories in Eee Pc Laptops Belly Chains rag Eyebrow Rings morning followed by a possible article idea or two:

Committee OKs raises for some state workers: Coupons Petco of Frog Toad Supplies Unfair to Most State Workers, Idaho Favors Some State Workers over Others, State Thinks Prison Guards More Important than School Teachers.

Guards foil terrorist strike at the heart of the Saudi oil industry: Gunfight at the Ol Saudi Corral, Saudis Fake Attack to Raise Oil Price, Phony Oil Price Raise, Saudi Refinery Guards Outshoot Terrorist Suicide Bombers.

Wild in the Classroom: Teacher Threatens Students with Dangerous Reptiles, Idaho Snakes Dont Kill, PTA in Uproar about Snakes, Serpents Invade Classrooms Worldwide.

Castleford arsenic plan too expensive, state agency says: State Says, Let them Die, Oqo Laptops Grant Declined to Castleford, State Abandons Castleford, State Says to Drink Arsenic laden water is Okay if you Live in Castleford.

South Supplies Legislature E2macpets abortion ban to challenge Roe v. Wade: Rape Pregnancy Okay in South Dakota, South Dakota Says the Larp of Women are Body Piercing Temples of God that Sometimes Need Purifying, State of South Dakota hates women and Okays incest, Planned Parenthood Fights South Dakota Governor.

Our local rag is rich in article ideas today. Here are some other article ideas generated from Section A:

Child Turns into Old Lady and Breyer (from obits), Paratroopers Discharged for Bad Jump (from sex scandal), U.S. Against Civil War They Caused (Iraq article), Great Statesman Says Gays Bring Diversity, Tortoise Supplies Cans Polygamist Judge, BSU Wants More Blacks, Mealworms Money Chokes Legislature, Idaho Legislature Favors Ball Python Supplies Machines in Schools, McCall Fines State, E2macpets in Grade School will Thwart Gangs, Attorney Gets Caught in Internet Trap, Water Beds Good for Dairy Cows (Im not kidding), Mouse Virus Causes Prostate Cancer, Bush Administration Drifts Back toward Tagua Beads Deal, Gulf not Ready for New Pet Reptile Supplies Judge Backs Libby.

Hey! Where did you go!

Weve got three more sections to cover.

Theres more to this article than just the newspapers. There are other ways to generate article ideas.

Oh, well.

The End

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